Humor: Player Names based on Position

[MrNLM]

Mods, If this in in the wrong area please move it.

 

 

 

So, what if players had position specific names or names that describe a physical trait or event they were involved in? Just for some fun in the down time of the NFL season... what names can you come up with?

 

I hope this goes without saying but, lets not get out of hand with this in the name of humor. I'd love to see what names you come up with but, if it is too risque for the forum... maybe you should just PM those names to me for a good laugh. Share the rest here.

 

 

[rock8591]

What? An example perhaps...

 

e.g. perhaps you meant something along the lines of "Angerer playing as a LB, good name for position"

[MrNLM]

What? An example perhaps...

 

e.g. perhaps you meant something along the lines of "Angerer playing as a LB, good name for position"

No. Not so literal.

 

An example would be... say... a humorous name for a QB... such as Dropback McThrowhard.

 

You can get pretty close to literal with the names as well. I think a good humorous/literal name for a QB could be DB Carver. 

[Nobody]

Deflaty McWhiner--QB

Fiance O'Beatty--RB

I'd round out the roster with similar players but I'm far too lazy.

[Coltsfanman1953]

Always McBurnsum-- WR

[shakedownstreet]

Dash Trotter - running back 

[OffensivelyPC]

Laces Out Dan - Kicker

[ColtsBlueFL]

Les Airington - aka "the Deflator"  -  Ball Boy : Patriots

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF3TZrvkKvc&feature=youtu.be (Some NSFW language!)

[That Guy]

My favorite, EVER, has to be:

 

Mack Strong - former Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks

 

A combination of Mack (as in Mack trucks) with the surname Strong?  That has to win...

[ColtsBlueFL]

Chuck D. Ball  - QB

Chase Hugh Downs  - LB

N. I. Spear  - SS

Will U. Tripp  - OT

Chip N. Block  - FB

[CR91]

stifftin badhips-CB

whiffer spearhead-S

patty cakeman-OL

[ColtsBlueFL]

Wiil B. Payne  - Edge rusher

[Warhorse]

Massif Johnson.......Nose tackle

[MrNLM]

The Swarzenegger of QBs right here... Hikey Toomee! BLAHLAHLA!!!

[MrNLM]

These are good names y'all! Keep em coming if you gotem.

[MrNLM]

Big McLargehuge - DL

[ColtsBlueFL]

Nick N. Pierce  - DT

Hope U. Wright  - Cheerleader

Sharon D. Love  - Cheerleader

Dustin U. Hyde  - Colts fan forum poster
 

[ColtsBlueFL]

Biff S. Holden  - OG

[MrNLM]

Shorty Fastman - RB

 

Stinkythumb Bumcenter - QB

 

Rock Slinger - QB

 

Lanky Redzone - WR

 

Juke Spinman - EDGE

 

Chase Puntman - ST

 

RaRa Sisboombah - Cheerleader

 

Gabby Tweetman - Owner

 

Ace E. Eltare - LT

[ColtsBlueFL]

Chase N. Derring  - Head Coach

[Flash7]

Rob M. Blind - Ref

 

Chuck M. Deep - QB

[ColtsBlueFL]

Anne E. Mann  -  Cheerleader

[Coffeedrinker]

Massif Johnson.......Nose tackle

Or porn star.

[Warhorse]

Andy Winnerez - All pro S

 

Justin Otherman - Average veteran LB

 

Nomad Skills - Cut before season start

[horseshoeblue22]

Brian Quick - WR

Reggie Corner - Cornerback

M.I. Doinitrite - QB

[Tracy Denton]

Willie Catchit - WR

Robbin Pigskin - CB

Stump Broke - C

[amfootball]

Mr. Incompetent - Commish

 

Rigg'em Blind - Ref

 

The Goatest - QB

 

Whiny Whine - HC

[OffensivelyPC]

Big McLargehuge - DL

Yeah, heard he graduated from the College of Redundancy University.  Played what their coach called the  "End LEO Lineman."

[horseshoeblue22]

Willie Catchit - WR

Robbin Pigskin - CB

Stump Broke - C

I've never heard of Willie Catchit, but I know his cousin Izzy Gone-Catchit.

[shakedownstreet]

Laces Out Dan - Kicker

 

[shakedownstreet]

Sharon Dove - groupie chick who liberally lathers up the football players in the showers 

[horseshoeblue22]

Cole Underpressure - QB

Dixon Mihand - Backup QB

Frank Lee Terry-Bole - 3rd string QB

Jay Smoker - RB

Justin Farrior - Backup RB

Dom Emiah-Mazen - WR

Willie Schank - K

Max Erronitt - P

Kenny Block - LT

Reilly Black - Scrambling QB

Reilly White - Pocket Passer

[lollygagger8]

How bout a movie: 

 

Forgetting Brandon Marshall

 

 

 

Or that song on the commercial for Subway: 

 

 

Favre dollar footlooooonnnnnngggg

[OffensivelyPC]

"Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in..."

[HOZER]

Ben Dover - Center?

[shakedownstreet]

I. P. Inmapanz - Clipboard holding backup QB thrust into the starting role

[shakedownstreet]

Hugh G. Go - Loud mouth WR

[shakedownstreet]

Ben Dover - Center?

 

Pat D. Budtz - QB under center

[ColtRider]

Geaux F. Tew - QB, RB, WR, TE

Sven Points - QB, RB, WR, TE

Rush F. Yards - QB, RB, WR, TE

Sixy Picks - DB and/or entire defense

T.D. Luck - QB only

K.O. Braidy - K (If I said, I'd be banned!)

[southwest1]

Chuck D. Ball  - QB

Chase Hugh Downs  - LB

N. I. Spear  - SS

Will U. Tripp  - OT

Chip N. Block  - FB

I like that one CBFL. Chase you down is very appropriate for a LB. Nice.