Question of the Day - 04/15 "Tax Day Twosday Twofer"

[sb41champs]

   ENJOY YOUR "TAX DAY TWOSDAY TWOFER":

 

 

 

   1.  Have you filed your taxes YET ??

 

 

 

   2.  Celebrating - or - commiserating ??

[BrentMc11]

1.  Yes

 

2.  A little bit of both.  I made a couple of bad decisions this past year that I have never made before...I learned though

[Coltsfanman1953]

1. Filed, got refund

2. spent

3. broke

[Bravo]

1) yes

2) ehhhh, okay

[Valpo2004]

Filed my taxes a long time ago.  I usually do it in February.  

[southwest1]

No comment. I will leave you with a lyrical response from the Beatles. This is the IRS's theme song, isn't it?  ;)

 

 

"Let me tell you how it will be

There's one for you, nineteen for me

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

 

Should five percent appear too small

Be thankful I don't take it all

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

 

(If you drive a car, car)

I'll tax the street

(If you try to sit, sit)

I'll tax your seat

(If you get too cold, cold)

I'll tax the heat

(If you take a walk, walk)

I'll tax your feet

(Taxman)

 

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

 

Don't ask me what I want it for

(Ha ha, Mr. Wilson)

If you don't want to pay some more

(Ha ha, Mr. Heath)

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

 

Now my advice for those who die

(Taxman)

Declare the pennies on your eyes

(Taxman)

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me

(Taxman)"

[shecolt]

1.  Yes

 

2. Neither

 

I know that most celebrate when they get a big refund, but all that usually means is that the government had your money and is giving it back.

 

However, in some cases, it is a good "forced" savings account.

[Smonroe]

What? We're supposed to file taxes?

That's not what my financial advisor tells me. I'll have to speak to Mr. Snipes about this.

[pacolts56]

1. Yes

 

2. Gave unto Caesar....again.

[southwest1]

What? We're supposed to file taxes?

That's not what my financial advisor tells me. I'll have to speak to Mr. Snipes about this.

The best comic line ever...You Smonroe, my friend, are hilarious! 

[gacker65]

Yes.

 

A little of both

[BrentMc11]

What? We're supposed to file taxes?

That's not what my financial advisor tells me. I'll have to speak to Mr. Snipes about this.

Mr. Smithers?  Mr Burns?