I don't know if these are shocking or not, but here are some...
Luck will complete > 60% of passes, and will demonstrate his new sliding prowess rather than tucking the ball like a running back
Mathis will get a sack reminding us what we were missing last year
Donte Moncrief will be the only receiver with more than 100 yards
We will struggle to score touchdowns in the red zone, settling for field goals
Colts will have less than 50 yards rushing
Colts win, touchdown or less