"Payton Manning?... Mr. Elway, I found another typo!"
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Started by ReMeDy, Apr 05 2012 08:00 PM
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ReMeDy
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 08:00 PM
"Payton Manning?... Mr. Elway, I found another typo!"
Charles "Chuck" Pagano ~ Master Defensive Tactician.
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 08:50 PM
"Payton Manning?... Mr. Elway, I found another typo!"
Man I sometimes miss the days of filing the short form.
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 08:55 PM
ReMeDy, I'm always laughing when I read your posts!
"Carry the 2...add those and you get 7....and you're all done. Energy crisis solved, debt problem fixed, international affairs all fixed, seems like I'm done here Mr. President. Can I get back to the practice field now?"
"Carry the 2...add those and you get 7....and you're all done. Energy crisis solved, debt problem fixed, international affairs all fixed, seems like I'm done here Mr. President. Can I get back to the practice field now?"
When Bob Sanders executes a push up, he does not push himself up. He pushes the world down.
When Bob Sanders was 12, a cobra bit him in the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.
Please make sure to read the Forum Rules before posting or PM a mod if you have any questions
When Bob Sanders was 12, a cobra bit him in the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.
Please make sure to read the Forum Rules before posting or PM a mod if you have any questions
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 09:02 PM
"Payton Manning?... Mr. Elway, I found another typo!"
"This report Tebow wrote begging to stay in Denver is not up to my standards. Based on the quality of work I would send him to the Jets as punishment."
May the odds be ever in the Colts favor.
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 09:15 PM
What's this? In the event of my early retirement, the rest of my earnings go to Curtis Painter and Donald Brown. God da** it
1st: Xavier Rhodes, CB, Florida State
3rd: Shamarko Thomas, SS, Syracuse
4th: Trevardo Williams, OLB, Connecticut
3rd: Shamarko Thomas, SS, Syracuse
4th: Trevardo Williams, OLB, Connecticut
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 09:17 PM
"Payton Manning?... Mr. Elway, I found another typo!"
Why would you ask me to sign this? I'm injured.
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 09:23 PM
After much consideration, it's now official. We shall call it "Peace, Love and Football"
"Payton Manning?... Mr. Elway, I found another typo!"
"The attitude with which we approach the situation can determine our success or failure" ~ Peyton Manning.
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 10:55 AM
After much consideration, it's now official. We shall call it "Peace, Love and Football"
nicely done. This leads me to think 2 things...either Peyton himself has an account on here or ruksak is Peyton
When Bob Sanders executes a push up, he does not push himself up. He pushes the world down.
When Bob Sanders was 12, a cobra bit him in the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.
Please make sure to read the Forum Rules before posting or PM a mod if you have any questions
When Bob Sanders was 12, a cobra bit him in the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.
Please make sure to read the Forum Rules before posting or PM a mod if you have any questions
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Vance
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:20 PM
"Look John, I like helping you out with your taxes, but I'd really love to study the playbook now..."
Houston Texans fan and realist. Sarcasm is etched into my DNA.
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:44 PM
... I can't wait to stomp the Colts, where do I sign?
Lets Go Colts!
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Coltman51
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:47 PM
... I can't wait to stomp the Colts, where do I sign?
That was cold, funny, but cold.
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:05 PM
Man I sometimes miss the days of filing the short form.
Oh man, that reminds me. I have to do taxes this weekend. I should get started on that now. I hate being an adult.
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Fan of the MANinng
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:06 PM
"Signed, sealed, delivered.. I'm yours!"
"Im leaving the Colts, not the city of Indianapolis" - Peyton Manning
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:33 PM
Is this desk made of mahogany? Sweet. Where do I sign?
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Flash777
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 06:27 PM
Let's see, I have three contracts to choose from....The Bronocos...The Forty Niners...and The Titans. Yeah, let's move the Titans contract right here.
"Payton Manning?... Mr. Elway, I found another typo!"
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 07:56 AM
"Me rich"!
"Build The Monster, Then Turn It Loose"
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jemack
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 10:27 AM
This Bronco's playbook needs a complete makeover
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 10:56 AM
"According to Colorado law, all mountains or objects with a high elevation must wear lights visible to air crafts after sundown... what the heck, why's that in m-- JOHN, IS THIS ANOTHER FOREHEAD JOKE? IT AIN'T FUNNY JOHN!"
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 11:14 AM
"According to Colorado law, all mountains or objects with a high elevation must wear lights visible to air crafts after sundown... what the heck, why's that in m-- JOHN, IS THIS ANOTHER FOREHEAD JOKE? IT AIN'T FUNNY JOHN!"
Ha ha ha. I think you just won.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 11:30 AM
"According to Colorado law, all mountains or objects with a high elevation must wear lights visible to air crafts after sundown... what the heck, why's that in m-- JOHN, IS THIS ANOTHER FOREHEAD JOKE? IT AIN'T FUNNY JOHN!"
"Hahahaha! Good one, John!"
When Bob Sanders executes a push up, he does not push himself up. He pushes the world down.
When Bob Sanders was 12, a cobra bit him in the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.
Please make sure to read the Forum Rules before posting or PM a mod if you have any questions
When Bob Sanders was 12, a cobra bit him in the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.
Please make sure to read the Forum Rules before posting or PM a mod if you have any questions
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 06:49 PM
"Which Swiss account should I put this in?"
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ruksak
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Makin' a big stink
Posted 09 April 2012 - 07:22 PM
I deny this flattering accusation.
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ruksak
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Makin' a big stink
Posted 09 April 2012 - 07:23 PM
"Man....all this paperwork is a real pain in the neck".
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 07:25 PM
aww c'mon man."Man....all this paperwork is a real pain in the neck".
"The attitude with which we approach the situation can determine our success or failure" ~ Peyton Manning.
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21isSuperman
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 08:56 PM
I deny this flattering accusation.
You think your disguises can fool me, ruksak? I know you're Peyton!
Now, if you would like an extra receiver over there in Denver, you could send me a PM...just sayin...
When Bob Sanders executes a push up, he does not push himself up. He pushes the world down.
When Bob Sanders was 12, a cobra bit him in the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.
Please make sure to read the Forum Rules before posting or PM a mod if you have any questions
When Bob Sanders was 12, a cobra bit him in the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.
Please make sure to read the Forum Rules before posting or PM a mod if you have any questions
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 10:40 PM
Of course you deny it, more proof of your true identity, Peyton.I deny this flattering accusation.
Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway-John Wayne
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 11:05 PM
There.....that finishes the playbook, now I got to go spank me some WR's. God it feels great to be rollin again.
"This guy beats people 1 on 1 with his get-off, his want-to, and his edge speed". (Grigs on Bjoern)
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 06:41 AM
It looks like he's trying to sift through the The Neverending Story.
Vontae Davis is what happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object, then they have a kid.
~~~~~~ The Bandit strikes again
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Posted 12 April 2012 - 01:18 PM
"Finally, I will have the Peyton Manning Center for kids that read good and do other things good too..."
"Soldier, what is your purpose in the Army Reserves?"
"To show up to Battle Assembly on time, Sir?"
"Oh good god...."
"To show up to Battle Assembly on time, Sir?"
"Oh good god...."
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Posted 12 April 2012 - 03:32 PM
Alright I've got a solution for the energy crisis over here, the cure for cancer over here, and this small stack on the right is the playbook I look through when I'm taking a Sir Harington.
A limited number of season tickets are available 
